FOREVERFIFTHGRADE

FFG - TOPPERS #1

2008-07-22T04:15:00.000-07:00

*Note:
We would like to thank Gargamel for inspiring this post.

FFG - RIP

2008-06-26T14:43:00.000-07:00

...one of the good ones

FFG - BIRTHDAY #1

2008-06-16T18:02:00.001-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUPAC.

FFG - KAK #1

2008-06-04T20:36:00.001-07:00

We here at FFG are fans of the artist KAWS,
We enjoy the toys he makes.

We are also newly members (or not so newly members)
of the KAK crew

or for those not in the know -
the 'Kan't Afford Kaws' posse

New four footer goes on sale tomorrow,
-nothing like a thousand dollar piece of plastic.

aw well, what are ya gunna do...

FFG - MOTORCYCLE #1

2008-05-25T23:33:00.001-07:00

FFG ITALIAN VOGUE #1

2008-05-10T21:17:00.000-07:00

SPIDER BABY
BLACK WIDOW
EM is BADASS

FFG TRASH #1

2008-05-10T16:03:00.000-07:00

FFG PAPER FOLDING #1

2008-05-10T16:00:00.001-07:00

We are sorry.
We do not remember who folded these
fine pieces.
We still can admire them.

FFG TOY MAKER #3

2008-05-10T15:57:00.001-07:00

DDEEHHAARRAA!!!!!

We here at FFG are very big fans ofthe artist DEHARA.
Above is a small sampling of his work.
Enjoy it.

FFG NEW RECORD #1

2008-05-10T08:11:00.001-07:00

This will be a good time record to play super loud
all over town
yes
insider movie HEER

FFG VIDEO STILL #1

2008-05-08T16:22:00.001-07:00

We here at FFG have not yet seen:
The Devil, The Sinner & His Journey
If you have a 3rd generation VHS of this,
please mail it to us.
Thank you.

FFG PHOTOGRAPHER #1

2008-05-07T20:41:00.001-07:00

COOP has a very nice FLICKR photo interweb site.
Yes Indeed

FFG FAN ART #1

2008-04-23T19:52:00.000-07:00

©Didra 'Love Metal' Fellain

FFG COSTUME #2

2008-04-23T19:45:00.000-07:00

FFG ART #2

2008-04-23T19:44:00.000-07:00

DPF

FFG MASK #3

2008-04-23T19:40:00.000-07:00

FFG STICKERS #2

2008-04-23T19:38:00.000-07:00

FFG PROMO PHOTO #1

2008-04-23T05:24:00.000-07:00

FFG PUBLIC SERVICE #1

2008-04-22T19:11:00.000-07:00

INFO HERE

FFG PATCHES #1

2008-04-22T05:15:00.000-07:00

FFG ZINE #1

2008-04-22T05:12:00.000-07:00

MAGMO HEADLINE ZINE Issue #3.

FFG FILM STILL #2

2008-04-21T15:49:00.000-07:00

FFG CARDS #1

2008-04-20T21:30:00.000-07:00

FFG HOBO #1

2008-04-20T18:27:00.000-07:00

FFG PROTOTYPES #1

2008-04-20T14:44:00.000-07:00

FFG STICKERS #1

2008-04-20T14:39:00.001-07:00

FFG MASK #2

2008-04-19T21:09:00.000-07:00

Wire, Masking Tape, Paint
Mask Maker: Mister Reusch.

FFG MUNCHKIN #1

2008-04-19T20:39:00.001-07:00

FFG CELL #1

2008-04-19T20:28:00.000-07:00

The Classic Ratzo & Batzo

FFG STAMPS #1

2008-04-19T16:23:00.000-07:00

FFG PIGMON SPOTLITE

2008-04-19T14:10:00.000-07:00

The Lawless Child Sized Monster
One of our all time favorites.

FFG MODEL #1

2008-04-19T13:50:00.000-07:00

Models, yes, can be annoying to us.
But then some bring a ray of pure rainbow light concentrate right into our eyes.
The world seem OK for a second or two.
Yes.
We shall showcase the ones we feel are the real.
One such is Miss Angel Lola Luv.

FFG TOY MAKER #2

2008-04-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

Here we present another Toy Maker that we very much enjoy:
LE MERDE

FFG ART #1

2008-04-18T19:40:00.001-07:00

FFG INTERVIEW #1

2008-04-18T18:49:00.000-07:00

Interview Subject: Rose Ghavami

Actress in the film:
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

FFG: In as many words as you need, please tell much about yourself for theFFG readers to read & learn about you & what you do.
(thank you)

RG: I landed on this planet twenty six years ago. And at a young age I began putting on performances for my family members where I would do various impressions and characters. I was best known for my Steve Urkel snort from Family Matters and all of Jim Carey's characters from In Living Color. I had dreams of becoming a fly girl and having my own skits on the show. I would sing to myself in the mirror and mostly play alone using the powers of imagination. I later expanded upon all the characters and personalities I created as a kid into Performance Art pieces whilst in art school. I always fancied myself a performer but was quite turned off by the acting industry being that I'm from Southern California where every Joe and Joanna Shmo are trying to break into the biz. I got my "break" when I was working for Troma when I moved to NYC a few years back. My original intention was to work behind the scenes on their upcoming feature "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead". But things work differently in Tromaville. We are all multi-talented and lend our talents in many ways. So essentially I went from being an Administrative Assistant to Lloyd Kaufman (President of Troma, Inc. and director of their films) to working for free as a Casting Director for Poultrygeist to getting the lead role of Humus. I think my rendition of Patsy Cline's "Crazy" was what landed me the role. Yes, there is music in this film. And yes, the actor's all sing their own songs. When I'm not busy getting gore-tastic for Troma, I teach yoga, model for Evil Design (www.evildesign.com), working on my first novel and I manage a plastic surgeon's office. Go figure.

FFG: What were your earliest halloween costumes?

RG: Zombie Juliet without her Romeo, Tina Turner Punk Rocker, and Brittney Speared

FFG: Describe how you became to be a part of the new TROMA film release
POULTRYGIEST & also give us important information we should know about thisfilm.

RG: See question one to see how I got involved with the film. But basically all you need to know about Poultrygeist is: Lezbo action, Gore, Indian Chicken Zombies, Lloyd Kaufman in a skirt, singing and dancing, Ron Jeremy. If that isn't enough to sell you you can learn more about the film by checking out www.poultrygeistmovie.com or my myspace page: www.myspace.com/jihadjane. You can also find the film and myself on www.imdb.com. For trailers you can check us out on www.youtube.com. The film is premiering in NYC on May 9th at the East Village Cinemas and in LA in June. If you are available to make the premiere in NYC please do because we will have a Q & A with the cast, the director, giveaways, and a crazy after-party involving lots of hot babes wearing next to nothing, alcohol and music.

FFG: Please tell us of one of the greatest days on the set shooting the film of POULTRYGIEST.

RG: I'd have to say one of the best days on the set was when I had the pleasure of being groped by Ron Jeremy. First off let me say that he is a very sweet man who takes his acting very seriously, but truth be told he a freak-a-leak! He signed my tater then proceeded to give it the one two grabby grab and told me they were nice but small. Thanks?

FFG: What was the first ever R rated movie you watched in your life?
Also (if different) the first ever Horror film you watched in your life.
Did this/these films have a major impact you later in life?

RG: The first every R-rated film I saw was The Shining. I was about 9 years old, home alone and bored. I was intrigued by the first half hour of the film but man o man I had no idea what was in store for me. I was almost frozen in disbelief at how frightening and fascinating it was. I have to accredit that to being the first movie to start my obsession with the horror genre. Right around the same time I saw Jaws which is what I would consider to be my first "horror film" because I wouldn't go near anything that had water in it for like a week. I was so afraid I didn't even want to use the toilet because I thought a great white would come out of hole and bite my booty. I haven't been the same since..Great Whites are now my favorite animal and horror films are my favorite types of film. There's something so incredibly beautiful about a film that can get so deep inside you that it can cause a physical or emotional reaction in you. It was my love for horror that led me to want to create art that bothered people. My performance pieces and my writing could be called "shocking" but only because I think that we as a society are so numb and desensitized to everything that we need to be pushed to feel something, anything. I love to be the catalyst to get people to question things, to feel something, to hurt, to love, whatever the reaction may be.

FFG: Will the readers of FFG see you appear in many more
Horror/Scary/Gore/Thriller/Black Comedy films?
What would your next fun project be if you could pick it?

RG: I would love to do more projects like Poultrygeist and beyond but I'm choosy about what I involve myself with. It'd have to be a project I'd believe in. I'd much rather be a queen in B-Horror than a peasant in a big budget Hollywood production so with that being said, if the right script comes along, hollller! If I could pick the perfect next project it'd be to work with John Waters, Michel Gondry, or Dario Argento on American Psycho 3 where I get to make bloody love to Christian Bale.
Hah. Um...yea. Did I just type that out loud?

FFG: Tell us about your favorite candy?

I like my candy like I like my men: Nerds.
And remember the Nerds rip off, Dweebs?
They were like fatter softer Nerds? Yumzers.

FFG: Can you please recommend a record, a book & a film to our readers.

RG:Listen to: Cocteau Twins' "Heaven or Las Vegas"
track 1- Cherry-Coloured Funk
Read: Black Hole by Charles Burns
Watch: Poultrygeist of course but also "This is England".

FFG: Thank you Rose. In this section please give last words & how readers may contact/learn more about you (if you wish them to)

RG: I'd like to thank all the sexy nerds and dweebs out there that have been supporting Troma for 35 years! I'd also like to thank my parents for being supportive of my crazy ways. Big ups to FFG for keeping it real and one love to all the conspiracy theorists out there, I feel you, I feel you deep! Czech me out at: www.myspace.com/jihadjane

Peace in da Middle East!

FFG WRAPPER #1

2008-04-18T18:42:00.000-07:00

FFG TSHIRT#1

2008-04-18T18:25:00.001-07:00

This post could also fit into our 'spotlite' series.
Seeing that we here at FFG are very much fans of
the lovely Aria Giovanni.
& this tshirt we will speak of here features miss Giovanni.

The company FUCT has produced this tshirt in
their line of tshirts called the PHOTO SERIES.
The photograph was shot by Dave Naz.
It will appear in Mr. Naz's book entitled 'PANTIES'
It is a very nice photo indeed.
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FFG will now present a few other photos of the wonderful Miss Giovanna:

FFG TOY MAKER#1

2008-04-17T17:27:00.000-07:00

We here at FFG enjoy the work & are very much fans of
a toy maker known to us as 'Bemon guy'

We are not yet owners of any of his creations,
just admirers from a far.
yes.

FFG COSTUME #1

2008-04-16T20:42:00.000-07:00

FFG MAGOO SPOTLITE

2008-04-16T19:22:00.000-07:00

FFG BOOTLEG #1

2008-04-16T19:07:00.001-07:00

FFG MASK #1

2008-04-16T19:04:00.001-07:00

FFG FILM STILL #1

2008-04-16T19:01:00.000-07:00

THE RETURN: FFG

2008-04-16T18:31:00.000-07:00

Hello.
We are glad to be back on track.
Hope all are well.
-FFG